The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. —Romans 8:15-16
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
