Earthers jokes
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Flat Earthers
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Community talk
I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.
I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year