Earthers

Earthers Jokes

Grandfather

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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  • Earth

    Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

    Flat Earth

    Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

    Dome

    Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

    A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

    Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

    A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

    Bee

    Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.