Earthers

Earthers jokes

Grandfather

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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    Earth

    Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

    Flat Earth

    Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

    Dome

    Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

    A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

    Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

    A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

    Bee

    Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

    Community

    I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year