Being jokes

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

School's being safe.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."