I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
