Bears jokes

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.