Beach Jokes

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.

a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)

What is a dry swimmer🏊‍♂️?

Not in the water🌊...

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!

What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved

What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son

Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end

What do you call a whale on a beach Banked

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean

A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

what does cinderella wear to the beach

glass slipers

What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide

What did the fish say to the Beach?

Long tide, no see!