Poop jokes jokes

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

What is a pooper man called? A dentist.