Poop jokes jokes
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
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Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
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So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.