why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
why did the red sox lose
they say boo colorado rockies .
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
Why can't gay people play Baseball they can't through the ball straight.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.