Billy as a Base

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Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”

Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”

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    • Baseball
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    Explain Bear

    Okay, so you're clearly a little slow. You think a kid with no arms and legs can play baseball? The boys in the joke don't care about Billy playing; they just wanna use him as third base. They are not good people and you probably aren't either.

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    I would use him as a base