Baseball jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.