Baseball jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.