what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
whats the difference between an orphan and a baseball one gets picked for games
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did hitter kill himself
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
