Baseball jokes
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is baseball?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.