Bars jokes
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.