Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Bars Jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
