Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry. We don't serve food here"
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A man said his bars are lit I said No because mine are fire
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
A snake walks into the bar...the bartender says “How the heck did you do that?”
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.
so, stephen hawking walks into a bar, wait he cant.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
