How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Bars Jokes
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
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Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
