Bars jokes
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the đ„, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
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Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a barâoh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.