so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
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A man walks into a bar.......... and he never walks out.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A blind man walks into a bar... And then a chair And then a table.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
how do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool flip it upside down
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
