Bars jokes
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Memes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.