Bars jokes
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!