Barber

Barber jokes

Haircut

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

Emo kid

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Cut

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Memes

Line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Chip

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Haircut

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Hairline

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Hairline

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).