Barber jokes

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).