I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Yo barber fucked so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldnt fix it
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
