Barber Jokes

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."

Take a step back... just like your hairline did

I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut

walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To TRIM his verses

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test

your hairline is so far back your barber didnt know where to start

What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS

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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.