A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.