Barber jokes
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.