B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Haha, balls hahaha!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
You don't have any balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”