Balls jokes
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
penis balls cum <3
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Memes
Oop- get called out
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
You don't have any balls.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Pacman 200 balls
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”