This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
You don't have any balls
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes. Then it hit me.
I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls. Still no fucking eye deer
Every heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls there under a buck
I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*
my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
Pacman 200 balls joke
poop and balls through the walls
