B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Poop and balls through the walls!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Ball stretcher.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.