B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Ball stretcher.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.