B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Pacman 200 balls
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Ball stretcher.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.