Balls jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home, lol.

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

What is the cheapest meat?

"Deer balls," they're under a buck!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.

Ball stretcher.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Pacman 200 balls

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.

Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"

What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"