Balls jokes

Hairline

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Cow

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.

Sonic

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Memes

Midget

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Kick

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Attention

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"