B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I stole one's balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
My balls.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D