Balls jokes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
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Balls.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Memes
This is so bad
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Ligma.
Balls.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!