B.A.L.L.S. jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
This is so bad
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Ligma.
Balls.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.