Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Balls Jokes
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Ligma.
Balls.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
