New Balls Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

Ligma.

Ligma balls.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Balls in your jaws.

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?

Because it is circle.

I stole one's balls.

Someone stole my balls :(

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!