B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Like if you have balls.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
My balls.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Haha, balls hahaha!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!