My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Balls Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
My balls.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Haha, balls hahaha!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
