Balloon memes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"