A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
