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Orphan

Anonymous

Being an orphan always has an upside for instance a bag of chips is family sized

Orphan

Anonymous

What a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips are family size. T - T

Box

Slovenija

What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa

Stripper

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

Wet

Anonymous

Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG

Get your mind together

Boring

TheArsonist

When I’m bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it “I’ll get you some food once we get off”

Nut

Alex

sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. “25 kill streak” 🤣😂

Orphan

Jihan

What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized

Head

Anonymous

I’m not saying you’re stupid. But you’re the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

Orphan

KidsHome

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same. They get both Hit but punching bag is still wanted

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t the orphan get the big bag of chips? Cause it’s family-size

Life

Anonymous

Robber 1: gets shot in ass Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?

People

Rod'Jon Ferguson

me: opens a bag of hot cheetos in class- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i’ll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?

Cause there Family Size✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲

Fat

Anonymous

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it’s only people who are skinny but the fat people can’t have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Orphan

Anonymous

therebis an upside to being an orphan

every bag of chips is family size

Party

YOUR MOM

i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement