Bad Jokes

I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)

that's it, it wasn't a joke.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.

Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it

my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!

Your hairline is so bad it goes back in time

sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash

If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career

You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address

Say my name if you like breaking bad :)

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do