Back jokes

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.