Back jokes

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...