Back jokes
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.