Back jokes
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.