Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
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Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
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your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
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My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
