Back Jokes

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.