why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
