What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
