Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Yo dad is like a boomerang;he never comes back.
lgbtq = lebron giving back to qommunities (communitys)
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
Ur hairline is back people say look at this dude
Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline so far back Even lebron James had a good laugh
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
