Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Back Jokes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
