Aviation jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”