What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Aviation Jokes
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
