Aviation jokes

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

You might think these jokes are plane.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To get to the airport!

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.