Aviation jokes
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.