Aviation jokes

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

You might think these jokes are plane.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.