what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
I don’t make 9/11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
lmao why do people think they can fly?
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
