Aviation jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"