What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
