Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Aviation Jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
