New Aviation Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."