Aviation jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?