Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Aviation Jokes
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
