Aviation jokes
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."