I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
