Aversion jokes

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

I don't want to die.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

I hate rubber.

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Up (DYM 94).

Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.

went (DYM 134).