Aversion jokes
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
I hate rubber.
I don't want to die.