Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
I'M SHORTTT!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
You are short.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
You're so ugly!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your mum's got big tits.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
