Attribute jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
You're just big and good.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Hairline.
Biggest balls?
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...