Attribute jokes
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
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What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
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What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.