Attribute jokes

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

What's red, green, and smells like shit?

... Red and green shit.

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.