Attribute jokes

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

What's red, green, and smells like shit?

... Red and green shit.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.