I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
