At least jokes
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ππ³οΈβπ, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." π€£π
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn'tβI'd like some fucking food. Bye."
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. δ»ε¦η
The first guy: What's δ»ε¦η?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose δ»ε¦η.
The Chinese: Ok, δ»ε¦η to the death!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I donβt look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.