Astronomy jokes
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Henry is in Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.