Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
F*** jesus ate his stinky ass
How does NASA fart? - They fart with their ass teroids.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they were china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks. btw these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
If tim goes to heavan and tom goes to hell, where does tam go? up ur ass
why are democrats represented by the donkey... Because some democrats can be such an ass
my penis is longer than one inch.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
god: why is the teenager so short angle: I don't know God: I said strong as a bear angle: no you said ass hair god: no I didn't
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
