i have a vest. if i cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
