What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ĚJason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it Ě and the other friend says ĚButt He is Ě.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says âgo blow off some steam Iâll let you fuck a hookerâ so he does that comes back and says âIâm off the hook nowâ
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it's either yes or no.
Gf: ...
Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
My mom told me ĚYOU SON OF A B!TCH. Ě i told her Ěi may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch Ě. she hated me forever.
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
