One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Cheating Comeback
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Explanation
The humor is in the unexpected comeback. The guy admits to cheating, and his girlfriend's angry response is what you'd expect. But then he turns it around with a cruel line implying she's not attractive or desirable enough to even get revenge. It's dark and twisted.
Gwen
I am very ashamed for laughing