Ares jokes

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Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”

These jokes are offensive. Stop!

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.