Ares jokes
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?