Ares jokes

Orphan

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Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Hairline

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You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Compliment

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I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Mouth

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I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Hairline

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Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Mama

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Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Murder

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Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Cheetah

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"