Ares jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
"We are Number one."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Orphans are lonely.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"