Are jokes

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?