Are jokes
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Memes
You are the gayest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why are my students so naughty?