Are jokes
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Memes
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!