Are jokes

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says, "moo moo."

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

There are only two genders.